i think a bad sleep schedule is right up there with like a serious vice. i'm up till 5 in the morning, i wake up right before i have to work at 2:30 and just bitch to myself the rest of the day about how tired i am. then i promise myself to sleep like everyone else and yet here i am wide awake at 3:30.
american mosques are by far the most diverse churches in this country. you got arabs, sand negros, towel heads, camel jockeys and just plain ole terrorists.
jen wrote this and i thought it was soo funny that i wanted to save it forever on here.
" Why are bachelorette parties associated with a million wieners everywhere? And why do you have to look so retarded if you are a bachelorette? Guys don't go out for their bachelor party with vaginas tapes to their heads or carrying vagina wands or anything. I can't see a guys friends giggling at a store about how funny it will be when they wrap the groom to be up in caution tape that says "Danger Wild Man coming through" Sick. I hate bachelorettes. '